TR3NT™ represents Unalive Records' flagship emotional extraction operation. Asset acquired 2019 following algorithm identification of high-yield creative output potential. Current metrics: 2.3M monthly emotional touchpoints, 99.7% audience retention, 47 territories monetized. Subject produces premium content under optimized creative conditions for maximum shareholder value. All output pre-approved by our Psychological Impact Assessment Division.

2.3M monthly emotional touchpoints
∞ content units in pipeline
99.7% retention rate

content delivery portfolio

Algorithmically optimized emotional products engineered for maximum market penetration.

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"404: feelings not found" beat tape

Entry-level emotional product featuring 5 tracks of processed melancholy. Beta-tested on focus groups aged 18-34 for optimal dopamine manipulation. Achieving 67% conversion rate from casual listener to dependent consumer.

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"static dreams" lo-fi disaster

Mid-tier anxiety product targeting economic uncertainty demographics. Features proprietary "Financial Dread Frequencies" developed by our Behavioral Psychology Labs. Currently deployed across 12 streaming platforms for maximum exposure efficacy.

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"bedroom producer" deluxe collection

Premium content package documenting Asset TR3NT's transition from independent creator to corporate property. 27 tracks of raw material processed through our Content Optimization Pipeline. Includes behind-the-scenes footage of contractual negotiation process.

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"error 429: too many feelings" - LATEST ALBUM

Latest output from Asset TR3NT featuring 31 tracks of market-tested emotional content. Engineered using our proprietary Social Tension Amplification Technology. Currently generating 2.3M monthly engagement points and 847 competitor analysis reports.

the unalive story

how we found our golden goose

TR3NT™ was discovered when his demo tape "Rich People Are Weird" accidentally got uploaded to the wrong SoundCloud account. Within 48 hours, three venture capital firms were sliding into his DMs asking to be roasted in song form.

Influences include: overheard conversations at Whole Foods, Reddit threads about NFTs, and the LinkedIn posts of former classmates who "pivoted to Web3." Currently produces from his home studio, which is definitely cooler than your WeWork membership.

847 pages in asset servitude contract
$47M feelings-based revenue generated
99.7% emotional dependency conversion rate

corporate mission statement

"Monetizing Human Vulnerability Through Premium Audio Experiences™"

Unalive Records leads the industry in Emotional Extraction Technology. Our proprietary algorithms identify and amplify the precise frequencies that trigger maximum psychological engagement in target demographics aged 18-34.

Asset TR3NT™ operates under our Human Creative Resource Management System, producing consistent content across validated emotional categories. Each track undergoes rigorous A/B testing to ensure optimal dopamine response patterns.

Our sustainable business model converts human suffering into recurring revenue streams. Every stream generates data points that feed back into our Audience Manipulation Pipeline for continuous optimization of emotional dependency rates.

asset statement (corporate approved)

TR3NT experiencing digital corruption from corporate exploitation

tr3nt™
"independent" artist
(currently glitching from the grind)

"I am grateful for the opportunity to maximize stakeholder value through my creative output."

As a Human Content Asset under Unalive Records management, I am committed to producing market-tested emotional products that meet quarterly performance objectives.

My production process has been optimized through corporate consultation to ensure consistent delivery of feelings-based content across approved demographic segments.

I appreciate the company's investment in my Psychological Monitoring Division oversight and Creative Output Enhancement protocols.

TR3NT™
Asset ID: UNL-2019-TR3-001
(Statement prepared by Unalive Legal Department)

branded consumer touchpoints

LIMITED EDITION

Emotional Dependency Reinforcement Garment

$189.99

  • Cotton blend infused with subliminal brand recognition fibers
  • Logo placement optimized for maximum social media algorithm exposure
  • Pricing calibrated to customer's financial vulnerability threshold
  • Sizing deliberately imprecise to encourage additional purchases
  • Shipping costs hidden until checkout for psychological commitment lock-in
BEST VALUE

Premium Emotional Investment Portfolio

$297.99

  • Digital content + exclusive vulnerability tracks (biometric-locked)
  • Authenticity certificate (Asset TR3NT™'s signature reproduced by Legal Dept)
  • Brand propagation materials for personal belongings colonization
  • Personalized guilt-enhancement messaging confirming consumer superiority
  • Psychological satisfaction credits applied to Customer Loyalty Database
ENTRY LEVEL

Mobile Brand Broadcasting Unit

$89.99

  • Reinforced fabric engineered for maximum public exposure durability
  • Dimensions calculated for optimal grocery-store brand visibility
  • Logo design psychologically tested to trigger consumer recognition responses
  • Maintenance requirements deliberately complex to increase replacement frequency
  • Conversation-catalyst technology embedded for viral brand propagation

live content deployment schedule

Q4 2024 Asset TR3NT™ will execute in-person emotional delivery events across key demographic markets.

NOV 15

Market Penetration Facility 7, Brooklyn Demographic Zone

Access Fee: $35 (optimized for target income bracket) • Tiered pricing structure under development • Beverage revenue maximization in progress
DEC 08

Subterranean Content Deployment Center, Atlanta Market

Multi-demographic targeting • Transportation logistics optimized • Audio delivery systems calibrated for emotional impact
JAN 20

Converted Retail Space, Portland Beta Market

High-proximity audience configuration • Supporting asset deployment • Facility amenities meet minimum corporate standards
MAR 14

Algorithm Integration Platform (Global)

Zero-friction access • Continuous availability • Revenue stream diversification via data monetization

Live Experience Optimization

Each venue selected through our Psychological Impact Maximization Algorithm. Ticket pricing calibrated to target audience's disposable income thresholds. Merchandise positioning strategically placed at peak emotional vulnerability moments during performance.

client satisfaction metrics & testimonials

"Purchased the complete TR3NT emotional experience package for my quarter-life crisis. Delivery was prompt and the existential dread exceeded expectations. Customer service followed up to confirm I was crying at optimal frequency. Will definitely reorder when my lease expires."

- Jennifer K., Marketing Executive & Verified Consumer

"As part of clinical trial #2847, I consumed TR3NT content for 30 days. Experienced projected 67% increase in relatable sadness and 45% improvement in social media engagement through authentic vulnerability posting. Highly recommend for other test subjects."

- Michael R., Research Participant, Demographics Group B

"Purchased 500 TR3NT emotional units for our corporate wellness initiative. Employee productivity dropped 12% as forecasted, but exit interviews showed 89% improved relatability scores. ROI positive when factoring in reduced healthcare claims from authentic catharsis."

- David Chen, Chief Human Capital Officer, Synergy Solutions Inc.

frequently asked questions - customer support

Q: What is TR3NT™?

A: TR3NT™ is a Human Creative Asset managed by Unalive Records' Emotional Content Division.

Q: Does Asset TR3NT™ create original content?

A: All output is generated using our proprietary Human Creative Resource under controlled conditions.

Q: Is direct Asset TR3NT™ interaction available?

A: Asset access requires Corporate Tier subscription and psychological stability certification.

Q: What production resources does Asset TR3NT™ utilize?

A: Corporate-issued hardware optimized for emotional content generation efficiency.

Q: Are Unalive Records' business practices compliant?

A: All operations reviewed by Legal Department and deemed "aggressively within bounds."

Q: What is Asset TR3NT™'s revenue allocation?

A: Financial details are proprietary, but Asset receives industry-leading 0.003% of gross revenue.

Q: Why is the image distorted?

A: Digital processing artifacts are intentional.

Q: Can I sample TR3NT's music?

A: Contact legal department for licensing.

stakeholder communication channels

Corporate-approved contact protocols for business development and asset utilization inquiries

Live Deployment Scheduling

bookings@unaliverecords.com • Asset TR3NT™ rental rates available upon stakeholder verification

Brand Integration & Endorsement Solutions

partnerships@unaliverecords.com • Asset TR3NT™ available for corporate messaging alignment projects

Digital Engagement Asset Management

@tr3nt on all platforms • Content generated by Corporate Social Media Optimization Division

Consumer Feedback Processing

feedback@unaliverecords.com • All inquiries processed through Legal Department for liability assessment
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